Today we will be learning about rhyming sequences... But first, Does anyone know any camp songs?  If you do, feel free to SING OUT!  ...Literally, I mean. I've got one! But it's really hard to memorize.  I only know the chorus... " Well the big bald man was a desparado He came through the town o' Denver Colorado And he horsed around like a big tornado, And everywhere he went he gave his WOOHOO!" There! Did you hear that? Out of those 4 lines, the first 3 had a matching rhyme,

“Woo-HOO!  Sound the bell!  Summer School’s in, sucker!... Wow, I never thought I’d say THAT of all things!” “I KNOW, right?  I used to...

"I can't believe it's Fall already!" "I can't believe Poptropica's finally shutting DOWN!" " I can. ...More specifically, the...

Hello, and welcome to our final class! "What? Our final class?!" "Of COURSE, the Summer Solstice! ...This is our last day and this class...

For today's lesson, let's do a review. What was our first poem about? "Was it Calvin and Hobbes?" "No! It was Charlie and the Chocolate...

Student: Hi, Professor McPatrick! What's the name of the poem we're reading today? Teacher: Oh, I'm so glad you asked! Today's...

"I can't BELIEVE how bad the food is at our cafeteria!" "I always BRING my lunch, so I wouldn't know. Does the cafe food taste bad?"...

Pop quiz! How many of you read nursery rhymes, aka Mother Goose rhymes when you were in preschool? "Not me. I read 'em in Kindergarten!"...

"I can't believe we don't have recess!" "We haven't HAD recess since 6th grade!" "Who cares? Playgrounds are boring." "We grown-ups...

Good morning, class! Today's poem is called "Unstoppable", and- "Omigosh! I LOVE that song!" "Me too!" "Not the SONG, silly! He said...

Settle down, class! We have a new poem today. But first, a question! ...How many of you know Calvin and Hobbes? "OMG I LOVE Calvin and...

Welcome back, students, and happy Easter Monday! April Fool! Easter was YESTERDAY! Teacher: Actually, this one's no joke. Easter Sunday...

Welcome back to school! I hope you all had a good Spring Break. *unanamous groan* I know, I know. All your favorite computer games such...