Francis: Hey, Ring! Teddy's about to tell Nate and I the FUNNIEST jokes, and I want to run by some hilarious factoids with you to see if they're funny enough for Teddy.
Me: Sure! Go for it! I think I've got some funny factoids in mind too.
Francis: Ok, so did you know that some turtles can breathe through their butts?
Me: Pppfffpphh HA HA HA... Ok, my turn!
Francis: You're not gonna ask how they can do that?
Me: No, not this time. Part of me wonders if I even WANT to know how that works!
Francis: Ok, that's understandable. Teddy and Nate would probably say the same thing.
Me: Ok, did you know that the Dodo Bird was named after the portugese word for "stupid"?
Francis: OH HO HO HA HA... I did! and dodos really ARE stupid! They went extinct in 1681 because they had zero common sense!
Me: Your turn! What else have you got?
Francis: How 'bout this: A python in Australia once swallowed 4 golf balls!
Me: Heh Heh! ...Well... I guess that's a LITTLE funny... Francis: Got a funnier one?
Me: How about this: A long time ago, people thought that if you sneezed out any snot, you were REALLY sneezing out a piece of your brain!
Francis: WA HA HA HA HA! ...Oh, the other girls are gonna HATE that one! I think THAT one is PERFECT to tell Teddy and Nate! Thanks!
Me: Happy to be of help!
BRRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
Me: Oh! Recess is over! We'd better get to class!
Francis: Yeah, or we'll all end up exchanging jokes and factoids in DETENTION!
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