Ask Spike

Here's the WW1 Flying Ace's brother Spike, starting up his own advice collumn just for fun!  He has already gotten 5 questions from eager fans, and he's ready to answer them and make old Dear Abbey proud.

Q:  Will Charlie Brown ever kick that football?

A:  Yes, he did so when he was invisible!  My brother knows what I'm talking about.

Q:  It's hard trying to make friends.  What should I do?

A:  Even a cactus can be your friend.  You just gotta have an open mind and be brave enough to say hello.

Q:  Can you really get water from a cactus? 

A:  Yes, just not much.  Cacti dont need a whole lot to drink.

Q:  Are you an outdoor person? 

A:  No, I'm an outdoor dog.

Q:  What do you do when you're bored?

A:  Put on some Mickey Mouse shoes and take a walk!  ...You should try it, too.

...This has been the first collumn of Ask Spike.  If you have any questions, feel free to leave them in the comments below, and the beagle just might get back to you on them!